-Toying with them LOL evil bastard
-???: Windstorm Sword-nim? Just run him over
-He actually wins this thing LOL
-WaDee! WaDee! WaDee! WaDee! WaDee! WaDee!
What the hell is WaDee?
The moment Windstorm Sword listened to Seo-jun and floored the accelerator to ram into the pantyman, a message appeared before their eyes.
[Victory!]
Looks like neither of them had defibrillators. By the way, cars pack quite a punch. Knocking someone out in one hit.
“Wooooo! We won!”
“Even though Rumi-nim and I didn’t get a single kill! But we still won! Yes!”
“I just got 1 kill though?”
“Stop nitpicking.”
“No, if you glare at me like that, Rumi-nim…”
Windstorm Sword said he was in his thirties, right? And Rumi’s in her mid-twenties?
‘Kids.’
Seo-jun chuckled.
“Wow, but Seo-jun-nim was really mean.”
This time the arrow turned toward him. Alpaca said this while sharply turning her head.
“You went a bit too far. Toying with the last remaining enemy like that.”
Windstorm Sword chimed in too.
“What? How so?”
“No, it wasn’t just any case—he was coming down for the final duel and you told us to just run him over. Even I, the one driving, couldn’t bear to watch from the devastation.”
Windstorm Sword grinned. He looked happy from winning.
Surprisingly, Windstorm Sword had the most reserved personality here. But now he was going on the attack like this.
No, is he happy because he caused a traffic accident?
On top of that, he was shifting the blame for the traffic accident onto Seo-jun, so no wonder he’d be in a good mood.
Seo-jun quickly defended himself.
“What did I do? I just told you to keep pressing the accelerator. We needed to close in on the enemy quickly.”
After all, he’d only told Alpaca to throw his weapon first, then kept showing the frying pan to the opponent to make him misunderstand.
He’d also told his teammates to go deceive them, but the situation developed so quickly he wasn’t sure if it was properly communicated.
Anyway, the one who hit him with the car was Windstorm Sword, not him.
“No. You can’t say that. Wasn’t it Seo-jun-nim who—”
“I don’t know about that. The real MVP of this game was Windstorm Sword-nim! My stream viewers would agree, right?”
-Hell no, are you insane?
-This bastard gets several kills by himself then asks us to agree?
-14 kills LOL
-Evil bastards. The streamer who roughly explained and Windstorm Sword who understood, and the teammates who actually went to deceive LMAO
-And the viewers who actually went to deceive LOL
“They say yes.”
Seo-jun fabricated again.
“Right! I don’t care how it turns out anyway. Wave-nim was mid, so Seo-jun-nim will meet him again and deal with him.”
Windstorm Sword’s main line was mid.
But he naturally assumed Seo-jun would go mid.
“We don’t know about that.”
How to divide the lanes would be figured out gradually through scrims from now on.
“Now let’s leave.”
Seo-jun said.
There was nothing more to see in the victorious world.
Ah, there was one thing.
“This is kind of disappointing. I collected so many.”
Seo-jun began taking out frying pans from his inventory one by one like he was revealing treasures.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
With each additional frying pan, his teammates’ expressions grew stranger as they looked at Seo-jun.
Up until now, Seo-jun had been their evil, cunning, slightly problematic but reliable team ace, but now they were looking at him like he was just a crazy guy regardless of skill.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
“Ah. I only managed to collect seven. It’s disappointing but whatever. Alright, let’s leave.”
It was because his inventory space was limited. He could carry one frying pan per inventory slot.
And that was also why he’d taken them out one by one to count.
“Well, I guess it makes sense that Seo-jun-nim collected so many since I saw him deflect sniper shots with frying pans!”
Rumi tried once again to rationalize Seo-jun’s behavior.
And Alpaca interfered.
“That makes sense? Frying pans have infinite durability anyway.”
“I don’t know about that! Anyway, he deflected bullets! No matter how long-range the sniper shot was! He deflected actual bullets! Calling someone who did that weird or crazy for collecting some frying pans is too much, I think.”
“Uh, Rumi-nim? No one called him weird yet.”
“Didn’t you just express your inner thoughts, Rumi-nim?”
Seo-jun also thought her inner thoughts had slipped out.
Anyway.
-LOL because it was long-range he deflected it? LMAO
-Ah. The teammates haven’t properly seen the streamer’s plays yet, so that’s understandable LOL
-Would anyone imagine what the streamer does is possible?
-Deflecting long-range sniper shots is like chewing gum compared to dual wielding lmao
* * *
“Is this thing even the same species as us?”
“Is this really human?”
“Could he actually be hacking?”
The teammates who returned to Ha Yoon-ho’s lobby were watching the broadcast together.
Currently, the broadcast was showing today’s highlight reels, and naturally, most of them were Seo-jun’s footage.
“Now I understand why Yoon-ho started massaging Seo-jun-nim’s shoulders as soon as he arrived.”
Rumi looked admiringly at Seo-jun, then raised her head to look behind.
“He’s our team’s hope.”
Ha Yoon-ho’s voice came as he pressed Seo-jun’s shoulders.
He’d watched from outside from beginning to end, so he knew all of Seo-jun’s achievements.
“That’s why I went all-in. With this level of performance, I’m definitely the greatest team captain in history. Right? Where are all the people who were cursing earlier!”
Ha Yoon-ho was talking to his own viewers. And of course, that reached Seo-jun’s broadcast too.
-Agreed lmao
-Ha Yoon-ho’s foresight was insane LMAO
-As expected, Mental’s instincts can’t be ignored? So weird
-Tae-woo too lol
-But the viewers who kept watching the streamer’s stream honestly went all-in too, right?
-For real lol
-Of course we had to bet on him. Ah, the dominating ruler’s rampage, first ever REAL Heavenly Demon in the cult, how could we resist
-Now Ground Zero frying pan serial killer is added to his achievements LOL
The teammates giggled along with the viewers.
The atmosphere had been good originally, but with the game victory on top of it, what more could you want.
“But what’s this dual wielding thing the chat keeps mentioning?”
Rumi asked Seo-jun.
“I’m curious about that too. What is it?”
“Did you do something crazy again… Fighting with two frying pans?”
“You’ll see if you watch that.”
Ha Yoon-ho answered instead.
And.
[We showed Wave-nim’s insane sense play earlier. Now let’s show the next highlight!]
[Right. This time it’s also player Seo-jun again. No seriously, what are these highlights? Seo-jun, Seo-jun, Seo-jun, Seo-jun, Wave, Seo-jun! It’s insane! What do you think about this, commentator Penguin?]
[Ah, I think this is tremendous…]
[Alright, here we go! Right now we’re seeing from team captain Kim Tae-woo’s perspective that we missed earlier! A serial killer with a frying pan appears from the dark hallway!]
[It’s really like a scene from a zombie movie. What do you think about this, commentator Penguin?]
[Ah. I’d be plenty scared too…]
[Player Tae-woo shoots his gun! And each time it flashes, he gradually approaches!]
“Wow. There was really a fight like this while we were leisurely farming.”
“But it doesn’t look that intense. Is it because Seo-jun-nim was so relaxed?”
“But why is Penguin-nim getting destroyed?”
Only Ha Yoon-ho and the viewers who’d been watching the broadcast together were giggling.
[Now he dies and the indoor fight begins. This is another highlight from player Seo-jun!]
[Here, Keryl-nim kept being called Keil-nim, right? He’s pretty good at trash talk too.]
[But even in this dark fight, you can clearly see player Keryl and player Seo-jun’s movement paths. Their tactics are excellent too. What do you think about this, commentator Penguin?]
[…..]
-LMAO
-Really evil Navigator LOL
-Why are all the streamers scumbags LOL
-There’s something about Travel. Something that turns people into scumbags LMAO
-The commentators are evil as hell LOL
They realized it now after looking at the chat.
“Ah. They made a bet.”
Rumi giggled.
“Victory squad betting. No, wasn’t our squad the obvious choice when we were farming safely outside!”
Alpaca said something shameless and got mobbed by the chat.
And Seo-jun shared his impressions.
“Hmm. Navigator-nim is exercising the winner’s natural right.”
Seo-jun said it without much thought.
“We got a glimpse of our team ace’s mindset.”
“Winner’s natural right, taking notes…”
“As expected of Seo-jun-nim! I really need to get closer to you before that personality rubs off on me…”
But the reaction was somewhat subtle. Seo-jun just moved on.
[Alright! Now here’s what I personally consider today’s tournament’s greatest highlight!]
Arin said.
Before they knew it, the scene had shown Seo-jun going up to the second floor, killing Tae-woo’s teammate, and disappearing.
Navigator and Taeyang agreed in turn.
[I feel the same way.]
[This is beyond dispute.]
[But what about you, commentator Penguin? What do you think?]
[Even the caster is doing this to me… Well! Anyway, I also think the scene coming up next is this tournament’s greatest highlight!]
[Oh! You bounced back quickly! In that spirit, the production team urgently prepared something!]
As Arin relayed what the production team had just told her, someone entered the studio and handed her an object before disappearing.
And Arin held that object up to the camera.
[Cat ear headband!]
Penguin’s face instantly soured and the screen showed Seo-jun’s dual wielding.
After watching the entire play, Windstorm Sword’s reaction was.
“Wow, that’s insane.”
“What’s insane? The cat headband? Or Seo-jun-nim’s dual wielding?”
“Both.”
* * *
[Player Seo-jun’s ultra-long-range sniping! And player Wave’s frying pan challenge! Ah! Here player Seo-jun blocks the bullet, and player Wave confidently spins his frying pan with a smug smile! You can even see his body hair since they’re so close!]
[Body hair is a bit…]
Arin objected, but Navigator stubbornly continued.
[As a result, roadkill! Right now the chat is being spammed with WaDee, which combines Wave and deer! Ah! It’s such a humiliating nickname for player Wave!]
[Honestly, if he hadn’t said that cocky line at the end, we would’ve just laughed and moved on. Hoho.]
[Ah, that? Hehe. Alright! Let’s see who’s the real frying pan master! You mean that, right?]
Navigator’s words made everyone burst out laughing.
Navigator coughed and clarified.
[There was some creative interpretation.]
[Commentator Navigator. You can’t creatively interpret Korean.]
[No, that wasn’t just creative interpretation.]
-LOL
-That’s more like creative fabrication lmao
-But Wave is currently getting humiliated
-Right. He probably didn’t expect to get hit by a car LOL
-He’s the first player to get roadkilled in LOS
[Anyway, all the A-tier players got taken down by player Seo-jun. Bare-handed close combat! First frying pan victim! Just Keil. Roadkill deer!]
Seo-jun thought.
Is it okay to call players like that?
[Spoon is missing??]
[He got taken out before the tournament even started!]
[Ah!]
[That’s why this skirmish’s MVP can only be one person, right? Out of 24 people, no, out of the 20 excluding his own team, the player who took out 14 by himself! I really want to ask him so many things. Penguin-nim feels the same way, right?]
[Hahaha. Yes…]
[Right?]
[…..]
[Right?]
[…..]
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